..and enter the crazy world of the Wert tadpoles, and the frogs that watch over them.

It all started with the birth of my four little ones. After much whipping about in the waters of childhood, they metamorphosed into frogs, and brought us their own little tadpoles. After hopping all about the country, they’ve settled down in different parts; California, Colorado, and Oklahoma.

We’re spread out now, and we still have our ups and downs, but we still meet on a lily pad now and then, and vie for the flies in the sky.

They’re my family, and I love ‘em